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Brown stories. :)
Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:24 pm by KodiaK
Brown is a guy I hunt with, below are his stories. Mmmkay? Smile

Story #1 - Brown was on food stamps, and he didn't get any for 7 weeks, he killed a bobcat and skinned it. Then he took it into the food stamp offices and walked into the area where you get food stamps, he said to the guy, "This here is what I've been eating for the 7 weeks with no food stamps." Then he made the guy eat it, …

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PostSubject: Brown stories. :)   Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:24 pm

Brown is a guy I hunt with, below are his stories. Mmmkay? Smile

Story #1 - Brown was on food stamps, and he didn't get any for 7 weeks, he killed a bobcat and skinned it. Then he took it into the food stamp offices and walked into the area where you get food stamps, he said to the guy, "This here is what I've been eating for the 7 weeks with no food stamps." Then he made the guy eat it, all of it. A few days later, He had 7 food stamp cards.

Story #2 - Brown's neighbor asked him to shoot his dog because it was worthless, so Brown shot it. Then he skinned it, gutted it, ran it over with a truck twice, then he burnt a little bit of it, and shoved it in his neighbors mailbox.

Story #3 - Brown shot a skunk for shits and giggles. He took the skunk, threw it into the county sheriffs vehicle. The sheriff got into it and ran out very fast.

Story #4 - Someone dared Brown to get sprayed by a skunk so he went to find a skunk in the woods, once he found one, he trapped it in a cage. Once he let it out, he put his face right near the cage and poked it with a stick a few times, then he got his face sprayed with skunk piss.

Story #5 - Brown was very drunk, he went into a strip club and took one of the stripper's bra off and ran out side and climbed up a tree, all the way up to the top of it. Then he tired the bra up there like a flag.


Story #6 - Brown was really bored, so he decided to get drunk and shoot something, so he went out to the woods with his four-wheeler and shot a raccoon, he skinned the raccoon and took the skin of the raccoon and wrapped it all over the sheriff's seat, that night it froze outside.

Story #7 - Brown and some other people went out and shot 7 coyotes, Brown chopped the balls off of all of them, put them into a bag and walked into a bar with them, he started to eat them, then he threw up all over the floor in front of the whole bar.

Story #8 - Brown went out into the woods to find a crippled deer, he tied a rope to it's neck and drove it out of the woods, and then he drove into a gas station. Unhooked the deer and threw it into another vehicle's trunk and it's head sticking out, then the cops stopped the guy he put the deer in and arrested him.

Story #9 - Brown's neighbor pissed him off, so he shot there cat and skinned it, gutted it, and then he put the skin of it on there mailbox, and put the guts inside the mailbox.

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PostSubject: Re: Brown stories. :)   Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:01 pm

I hate u.
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PostSubject: Re: Brown stories. :)   Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:10 pm

Do not hunt animals, if you want to hunt something, go just hunt that dog-killer brown!
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PostSubject: Re: Brown stories. :)   Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:24 am

*cough* brown wannabe *cough*
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PostSubject: Re: Brown stories. :)   Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:47 am

Story #10 - Brown was so bored, he went to woods to hunt something. Suddenly he saw a racoon, he tried to shoot it but he couldnt. Because of his confusion, he dropped the gun. Racoon got the gun, shot Brown. All animals were happy, they celebrated because the serial killer of animals were dead now!

Best hunting story kodiak Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Brown stories. :)   Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:34 am

Mawi wrote:
Story #10 - Brown was so bored, he went to woods to hunt something. Suddenly he saw a racoon, he tried to shoot it but he couldnt. Because of his confusion, he dropped the gun. Racoon got the gun, shot Brown. All animals were happy, they celebrated because the serial killer of animals were dead now!

Best hunting story kodiak Very Happy

hehehe Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Brown stories. :)   Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:44 am

Brown has reached the hunter!
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PostSubject: Re: Brown stories. :)   Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:05 pm

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Story #10 - Brown was so bored, he went to woods to hunt something. Suddenly he saw a racoon, he tried to shoot it but he couldnt. Because of his confusion, he dropped the gun. Racoon got the gun, shot Brown. All animals were happy, they celebrated because the serial killer of animals were dead now!

Best hunting story kodiak

Haha
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